Han’s Solo Blues (or Delusions of Grandeur)

Am feeling a little

Han Solo

this morning.

 

It’s a bad feeling.

 

Already, there’s

trouble in the cantina,

and a firefight

has broken out.

 

Would love

to get you a passage to Alderaan,

but the hyperdrive

is down,

again,

and my shift doesn’t end until two.